| Gleemax | Legendary Artifact | Richard Thomas | Rare |
| Letter Bomb | Artifact | Daniel Gelon | Rare |
| Mana Screw | Artifact | Mike Raabe | Uncommon |
| Mox Lotus | Artifact | Kevin Dobler | Uncommon |
| My First Tome | Artifact | Heather Hudson | Uncommon |
| Pointy Finger of Doom | Artifact | Martina Pilcerova | Rare |
| Rod of Spanking | Artifact | Mark Brill | Uncommon |
| Time Machine | Artifact | John Avon | Rare |
| Togglodyte | Artifact Creature Golem | Dan Frazier | Uncommon |
| Toy Boat | Artifact Creature Ship | Lars Grant-West | Uncommon |
| Urza's Hot Tub | Artifact | Stephen Tappin | Uncommon |
| Water Gun Balloon Game | Artifact | Mark Brill | Rare |
| World-Bottling Kit | Artifact | Alan Rabinowitz | Rare |
| Aesthetic Consultation | Instant | David "Help Me" Martin | Rare |
| Bad Ass | Creature Donkey Zombie | Thomas M. Baxa | Common |
| Bloodletter | Creature Zombie | Daren Bader | Common |
| Booster Tutor | Instant | Christopher Rush | Uncommon |
| Duh | Instant | Dave Dorman | Common |
| Enter the Dungeon | Sorcery | Luca Zontini | Rare |
| Eye to Eye | Instant | Michael Sutfin | Uncommon |
| The Fallen Apart | Creature Zombie | Corey D. Macourek | Common |
| Farewell to Arms | Enchantment | Ron Lemen | Common |
| Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil | Creature Beast Demon Child | Ron Spencer | Rare |
| Kill! Destroy! | Instant | Corey D. Macourek | Uncommon |
| Mother of Goons | Creature Human Cleric | Darrell Riche | Common |
| Necro-Impotence | Enchantment | Mark Tedin | Rare |
| Persecute Artist | Sorcery | Rebecca "Don't Mess with Me" Guay | Uncommon |
| Phyrexian Librarian | Creature Horror | Kev Walker | Uncommon |
| Stop That | Instant | Anson Maddocks | Common |
| Tainted Monkey | Creature Ape | Mark Zug | Common |
| Vile Bile | Creature Ooze | Tony Szczudlo | Common |
| Wet Willie of the Damned | Sorcery | Greg Staples | Common |
| When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | Instant | Ray Lago | Common |
| Working Stiff | Creature Mummy | Darrell Riche | Uncommon |
| Zombie Fanboy | Creature Zombie Gamer | Matt "I'm Your Boy" Cavotta | Uncommon |
| Zzzyxa's Abyss | Enchantment | Pete Venters | Rare |
| _____ | Creature Shapeshifter | Ron Spears | Uncommon |
| Ambiguity | Enchantment | Stephen Daniele | Rare |
| Artful Looter | Creature Human Wizard | Heather "Erica Gassalasca-Jape" Hudson | Common |
| Avatar of Me | Creature Avatar | Greg Hildebrandt | Rare |
| Brushstroke Paintermage | Creature Human Wizard | Ron "Don't You Dare Change Me" Spears | Common |
| Bursting Beebles | Creature Beeble | David "Beeblemania" Martin | Common |
| Carnivorous Death-Parrot | Creature Bird | Tim Hildebrandt | Common |
| Cheatyface | Creature Efreet | Doug Chaffee | Uncommon |
| Double Header | Creature Drake | Richard Sardinha | Common |
| Flaccify | Instant | Tim Hildebrandt | Common |
| Framed! | Instant | Alan "Don't Feel Like You Have to Pick Me" Pollack | Common |
| Greater Morphling | Creature Shapeshifter | Greg "Six-Pack" Staples | Rare |
| Johnny, Combo Player | Legendary Creature Human Gamer | Kensuke Okabayashi | Rare |
| Loose Lips | Enchant Creature | John Matson | Common |
| Magical Hacker | Creature Human Gamer | Doug Chaffee | Uncommon |
| Mise | Instant | Matt Cavotta | Uncommon |
| Moniker Mage | Creature Human Wizard | Keith Garletts | Common |
| Mouth to Mouth | Sorcery | Alan Pollack | Uncommon |
| Now I Know My ABC's | Enchantment | Tony Szczudlo | Rare |
| Number Crunch | Instant | Stephen Daniele | Common |
| Question Elemental? | Creature Elemental | Edward P. Beard, Jr. | Uncommon |
| Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | Legendary Creature Human Designer | Dave Dorman | Rare |
| Smart Ass | Creature Donkey Wizard | Trevor Hairsine | Common |
| Spell Counter | Instant | Doug Chaffee | Uncommon |
| Topsy Turvy | Enchantment | Jeff Miracola | Rare |
| B-I-N-G-O | Creature Hound | Ron Spencer | Rare |
| Creature Guy | Creature Beast | Jeff Easley | Uncommon |
| Elvish House Party | Creature Elf Rogue | Thomas Manning | Uncommon |
| Fat Ass | Creature Donkey Shaman | Jeremy Jarvis | Common |
| Form of the Squirrel | Enchantment | Carl Critchlow | Rare |
| Fraction Jackson | Creature Human Hero | Mark Poole | Rare |
| Gluetius Maximus | Creature Beast | Jeff Easley | Uncommon |
| Granny's Payback | Sorcery | Joel Thomas | Uncommon |
| Graphic Violence | Instant | Wayne "King of" England | Common |
| Keeper of the Sacred Word | Creature Human Druid | Dany Orizio | Common |
| Land Aid '04 | Sorcery | Jim Nelson | Common |
| Laughing Hyena | Creature Hyena | Mark Poole | Common |
| Monkey Monkey Monkey | Creature Ape | Liz Danforth | Common |
| Name Dropping | Enchantment | Tony Szczudlo | Rare |
| Old Fogey | Summon Dinosaur | Douglas Shuler | Rare |
| Our Market Research Shows That Playerse Like Really Long Card Names So We Made This Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental | Creature Elemental | Greg Hildebrandt | Common |
| Remodel | Instant | Lars Grant-"Wild Wild"-West | Common |
| Shoe Tree | Creature Treefolk | Francis Tsai | Common |
| Side to Side | Instant | Jim Nelson | Uncommon |
| S.N.O.T. | Creature Ooze | Cyril Van Der Haegen | Common |
| Stone-Cold Basilisk | Creature Basilisk | Don Hazeltine | Uncommon |
| Supersize | Instant | DiTerlizzi | Common |
| Symbol Status | Sorcery | Liz Danforth | Uncommon |
| Uktabi Kong | Creature Ape | Una Fricker | Rare |
| Assquatch | Creature Donkey Lord | Jeremy Jarvis | Rare |
| Blast from the Past | Instant | Douglas Shuler | Rare |
| Curse of the Fire Penguin | Enchant Creature | Matt Thompson | Rare |
| Deal Damage | Instant | Scott M. Fischer | Uncommon |
| Dumb Ass | Creature Donkey Barbarian | Bradley Williams | Common |
| Face to Face | Sorcery | Randy Gallegos | Uncommon |
Frazzled Editeor | Creature Human Bureaucrat | Jim Pavelec | Common |
| Goblin Mime | Creature Goblin Mime | Franz Vohwinkel | Common |
| Goblin Secret Agent | Creature Goblin Rogue | Tony Szczudlo | Common |
| Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | Creature Goblin Warrior | Eric Deschamps | Common |
| Mana Flair | Instant | Paolo "That's Actually Me" Parente | Common |
| Mons's Goblin Waiters | Creature Goblin Waiter | Pete Venters | Common |
| Orcish Paratroopers | Creature Orc Paratrooper | Matt Thompson | Common |
| Punctuate | Instant | Jim Pavelec | Common |
| Pygmy Giant | Creature Giant | Eric Deschamps | Uncommon |
| Red-Hot Hottie | Creature Elemental | Jeremy Jarvis | Common |
| Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | Creature Slug | Franz Vohwinkel | Uncommon |
| Sauté | Instant | Jeff Miracola | Common |
| Six-y Beast | Creature Beast | Anson Maddocks | Uncommon |
| Touch and Go | Sorcery | Ben Thompson | Common |
| Yet Another Æther Vortex | Enchantment | David Day | Rare |
| Atinlay Igpay | Eaturecray Igpay | Evkay Alkerway | Uncommon |
| AWOL | Instant | Stephen Tappin | Common |
| Bosom Buddy | Creature Elephant Townsfolk | Dan Scott | Uncommon |
| Cardpecker | Creature Bird | Richard Sardinha | Common |
| Cheap Ass | Creature Donkey Townsfolk | Randy Gallegos | Common |
| Circle of Protection: Art | Enchantment | Jim "Stop the Da Vinci Beatdown" Pavelec | Common |
| Collector Protector | Creature Human Gamer | Christopher Rush | Rare |
| Drawn Together | Enchantment | Pete "Fear Me" Venters | Rare |
| Emcee | Creature Human Rogue | Quinton Hoover | Uncommon |
| Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | Instant | Pete "Yes the Urza's Legacy One" Venters | Common |
| Fascist Art Director | Creature Human Horror | Edward P. "Feed Me" Beard, Jr. | Common |
| First Come, First Served | Enchantment | Thomas Gianni | Uncommon |
| Frankie Peanuts | Legendary Creature Elephant Rogue | Thomas M. Baxa | Rare |
| Head to Head | Instant | Thomas Gianni | Uncommon |
| Ladies' Knight | Creature Human Knight | rk post | Uncommon |
| Little Girl | Creature Human Child | Rebecca Guay-Mitchell | Common |
| Look at Me, I'm R&D | Instant Enchantment | | Rare |
| Man of Measure | Creature Human Knight | Edward P. Beard, Jr. | Common |
| Save Life | Instant | Ray Lago | Uncommon |
| Standing Army | Creature Human Soldier | Randy Gallegos | Common |
| Staying Power | Enchantment | Richard Sardinha | Rare |
| Wordmail | Enchant Creature | Ron Spencer | Common |
| City of Ass | Land | John Avon | Rare |
| Forest | Basic Land Forest | John Avon | Land |
| Island | Basic Land Island | John Avon | Land |
| Mountain | Basic Land Mountain | John Avon | Land |
| Plains | Basic Land Plains | John Avon | Land |
| R&D's Secret Lair | Legendary Land | John Avon | Rare |
| Swamp | Basic Land Swamp | John Avon | Land |
| "Ach! Hans, Run!" | Enchantment | Quinton Hoover | Rare |
| Ass Whuppin' | Sorcery | Don Hazeltine | Rare |
| Meddling Kids | Creature Human Child | Christopher Moeller | Rare |
| Rare-B-Gone | Sorcery | John Matson | Rare |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why (Who) | Instant | Dan Frazier | Rare |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why (What) | Instant | Dan Frazier | Rare |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why (When) | Instant | Dan Frazier | Rare |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why (Where) | Instant | Dan Frazier | Rare |
| Who/What/When/Where/Why (Why) | Instant | Dan Frazier | Rare |