By Xion on Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 03:27 pm:

Frickin Sharks with frickin lazar beams attatched to thier frickin heads 1RU

Creature-Sharks (common)

As long as it is equipped (cardname) has T: deal 1 damage to target creature or player.

2/2

"The Pump" XXX

Artifat-Equipment (common)

Equiped creature has T: tap or untap target creature with converted mana cost equal to X.

Equip: tap target creature you control.

-Honestly, its not mine.


Dr. Evil's Submarine 3

Artifact (rare)

While Dr. Evil's Sumbarine is in play, creatures you control cannot be the target of spells or abilities.

- Welcome to my underwater lair, its long and hard and full of sea men.


Mini Me 1U

Creature-Clone (uncommon)

When Mini Me comes into play it becomes the copy or target creature with 1/3 it's power and toughness, rounded down.

1/1


Fat Bastard 3R

Creature-Bastard (who is fat)/Legend (rare)

Creatures Blocking Fat Bastard don't untap during thier controller's untap step.

When Fat Bastard comes into play remove all babies and food from the game. For every baby and/or food removed from the game in this way put a lard counter on Fat Bastard.

Remove a lard counter from fat bastard: Choose 1 prevent 1 damage to fat bastard or untap fat bastard.

- I've got more chins than a Chineese phone book!

2/5


Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery 2WW

Creature- Spy/Legend (rare)

First Strike

Austin Powers comes into play with a mojo counter for every female creature in play.

During your upkeep you gain 1 life for each mojo counter on Austin Powers.

Remove a Mojo counter from Austin Powers tap target female creature.

- Tell me something I don't know.
-I open mouth kissed a horse once...

2/2

By eidtelnvil on Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 09:51 pm:

lol

By kaos on Monday, December 08, 2003 - 01:37 pm:

lol thats great ^_^

By Xion on Monday, December 08, 2003 - 02:39 pm:

Fembots 3

Creature- Fembot (common)

Prevent all damage dealt to fembots from male creatures.

T: deal 1 damage to target creature or player.

I like girls of thier calibur- Dr. Evil

1/1

Scott 1R

Creature-Punk/Legend (rare)

T: gain control of target black legend

If Dr. Evil is in play, Scott cannot attack, block, or use any activated abilities.

Scott gets +1/1 and is black as long as Dr. Evil is not in play.


Zip it

Come on

Zip it

Your such a chil-

Zip

Why

Zippe

You

Zippa

Well

Look at me I'm Zippe Long Stocking

-Dr. Evil and Scott


2/2

By UltimateSpamKing (Skater101) on Wednesday, December 31, 2003 - 08:37 am:

Frow 1WW
Creature - Uglyperson/Villain

When Frow comes in you may search your library for up to 3 Mini Me cards. You may put all three wherever you would like whether its ur hand, in play, graveyard.

-SEND IN THE CLONE!

By Squeeman on Friday, January 02, 2004 - 02:06 am:

That would be spelled "frau".