By Evincar (Nightmare) on Saturday, April 08, 2006 - 07:23 pm:

This started the Big Brother and University stories.

Quick note before reading: This was actually Coursework done a year ago for my English Retake. (Yes, I suck. Boo Hoo.), and I wrote this story in a matter of... minutes.

I showed this to friends at college who said "I doubt that would even get an E!" A week later, the result came in. My english teacher gave me this look of... smugness.

It got a B. (And for coursework, a C is high!)

I was treated to drinks, new friendship (Which I later blew since I hardly speak to any of them now... except Joe.) and of course a new opintinuty. (AKA: WARROOM. (Ok, I'll confess, WarRoom came before this story, but WarRoom was rewritten AFTER I wrote this story.)

So... without further adieu, I give you...

The Bridge Hunter!


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“Alligator Hunter here in the wild depths of Australia! I’m here on the exclusive hunt of one of the most dangerous bridges in the world! Hold on…. I think I see it now.”

Teves Riwni, Alligator Hunter, was shooting another documentary on the wilds of Australia. He was tanned, had blonde hair, blue eyes. He wore a brown shirt and shorts. With leather shoes, he was on the hunt for the most ‘cranky’ and ‘deadlist’ bridges to apparently ever be constructed.

“So Teves… are you sure we should go on this bridge?” the camera-man asked. He was white with fear, under white clothing to protect himself from the heat of Australia. The bridge didn’t look stable to him. It was between a gorge, bits of wood falling off into the alligator infested river down below. It was noon, the sun shining up ahead from them. The third member of the party came forward.

“I better go ahead. No saying what might be on the other side Teves.” He was also tanned, but unlike Teves, he had black hair. “I mean, that bridge does look dangerous.” He had a smile on his face, like a dagger.

“Yea you go ahead. But don’t do anything to the bridge.”

“You hurt me. I wouldn’t dare.”

So the man in black went across another bridge, safer than the one Teves was about to use. Coming across the bridge, he looked at the rope holding the bridge together and chuckled to himself. “This ought to deal the trick with killing that accursed Alligator Hunter.”

Teves looked across the bridge. “Oh right it’s clear. Start the recording now.” The camera turned on, the camera-man obviously white with fear and trembling, the camera gave his true feelings away.

“This bridge is one of the most DANGEROUS bridges in the entire world! You see this?” Teves then dived bomb on the bridge. “This rope could strangle the living day lights out of me. Just look at its texture! WOAH! And look at this beauty! You can see, this plank of wood looks like it’s about to fall off any time now. Don’t get to close to it…. It may fall right off! And doing so you could fall of this bridge.” And as if to prove its point, the wind blew up, making the bridge rock more and the plank falling off. The camera-man trembled at the sight. “Now don’t you worry lads! This is for pros just like me to do!” Teves took a few steps forward. “Crikey! This bridge is getting cranky! It sure doesn’t want me on this bridge, but I know the perfect way to settle it.” Teves then dive bombed the bridge again. (How did the bridge support Teves, the Man in Black asked? How could it not fall?) The Bridge wobbling was wobbling after this movement. “LOOK AT THIS! You can see here that the bridge is slowly falling apart, and that I could fall to my death in any second!” Teves ran towards the other end of the bridge, and as he reached the other side with the man in black, the bridge fell.

The man in black was furious! He had planned to kill Teves, but his plan failed, and how it did indeed! He needed a plan, but Teves started speaking again. “Now as you see here, my personal assistant was across the bridge, making sure that it didn’t get too cranky… wait what are you doing? This man is the most dangerous man in the wild depths of…”

“Just shut up.” The man in black pushed Teves, and with that Teves fell of the bridge.

“Crikey! This is one of the most dangerous cliffs in the world! As you see here, I’m tumbling towards my death. It is also known as one of the most dangerous grounds in the world, and the most dangerous rivers. All are cranky all the time and would kill you giving half the chance AH MY TORSO!”

The man in black was delighted. With that sorted, he jumped into a car and drove away. The camera-man was scared and the crew fled the scene. Teves was not finished.

“Woah! Look at these beauties! These alligator are some of the most ferocious in the world! They can snap my body in half, just like this AH! You son of a…” the rest of the curse was lost as Teves was bitten into, and eaten for alligator

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(Yes, I'm surprised they let me get away with the 'You son of a...' part to. But.... well... it wouldn't have been the same without it.)

(Note the Second: Yes, I noticed the close relation of Teves to Tevesh Szat. This was infact Concindental, due to the fact I just rearranged Steve's name so I put the S at the end instead. Same with Irwin and Rwini.)

(Note the Third: No more Notes, nope, not even a Note the Fourth.)

(Note the Fourth: I lie, I lie, but I forgot to mention one thing. One critism, only, for my story, which was changed. When Teves Dive Bombed the Bridge, I was told that 'It couldn't happen'. I ACTUALLY got around this by adding a little to the story. (Which was when the Man in Black asked himself "HOw could it not fall?")

By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Monday, April 10, 2006 - 08:07 am:

Hehehe, nice one!