By Confused (Zombie) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 08:29 am:| By Confused (Zombie) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 08:29 am: |
I haven't posted in a while, just thought I would.
I miss the good ol' days of coming in here and bugging you guys with mindless acts of being a retard.
But oh well I'm not really up to it anymore.
Random thread... kill it, burn it, eat it, whatever.
| By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 08:41 am: |
:nom nom nom:
| By Puschkin (Puschkin) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 09:46 am: |
No random retardness? Aww, come one ... just a small thing, okay?
You could start with a story of your latest love/sex related adventures.
| By Μαθητή του φωτός (Troy) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 07:02 pm: |
Quote:I miss the good ol' days of coming in here and bugging you guys with mindless acts of being a retard
| By Sengir (Sengir) on Wednesday, February 11, 2009 - 11:31 pm: |
hell I still hang around here and I'm not really even in to magic anymore...I just love the classic storyline...and the people here. it's a happenin' crowd.
*warm fuzzy feelings*
| By Wicked Darkman (Wickeddarkman) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 01:18 am: |
CONFUSED: Nice to see that you are still crawling through life! (More or less zombiefied. Most zombies run into badluck sooner or later ;D)
| By Lord Priest (Xdritex) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 04:22 am: |
confused isn't badluck. they are two entirely different females i thought.
| By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 04:48 am: |
What? You thought them up? What a bummer...
Okay, so there are 4 people in this thread who didn't send in a 4CB deck yet.
Come on Sengir! I know you can do it! Even though your decks may not be the best, yours usually have the best titles! Make me a happy panda!
Dritex, why won't you play with us? Is it the smell? Your fear of Style Points? What is it?
Troy! Good to see you back! Now send in a 4CB deck! You got a Style Point for your first submission as an encouragement, so make it worth it! Live up to the Style Points!
Confused, do you know anything about Magic? Or enough to understand 4CB? If so, please make a deck, it stimulates the braincells, and ummm... It makes me a happy panda!
| By Puschkin (Puschkin) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 05:54 am: |
She just got zombified and you want to stimulate her braincells?
| By Monsieur Skwi (Squeeman) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 06:06 am: |
Maybe she'll eat herself and the world will be safe from zombification.
| By Confused (Zombie) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 08:11 am: |
Psycho: It's been a good two years since I've played magic. Though if you explain what 4CB is I can give it a shot.
Puschkin: Gnraaaah! -Nom-
| By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Thursday, February 12, 2009 - 09:57 am: |
For those of you who don't know this game, here's how it goes. You pick
Quote:three four cards, with which you could technically play a game of magic (say, a Plains, a Benalish Hero, a Swords to Plowshares and a Holy Armor), you send your selection to me (teijsbouts ad gmail dot com (without the spaces, and a @ and . instead of ad and dot) and then I calculate the outcome of a match between your deck and other submitted decks. This goes as follows. You both start the game with 20 life, all 3 4 cards in your hands, and with your hands revealed. You play 2 games, one in which you start, one in which the opponent starts. You do not lose as a result of being unable to draw a card, but furthermore, all other MtG rules apply. Say someone submitted a deck consisting of Mountain, Dwarven Pony, Dwarven Trader and Shock, then I calculate the outcome of that deck against the first deck I mentioned. This outcome will be 2 wins for the Pony deck, so the Pony deck scores 6 points (3 for each win. A draw will net you one point, so the possible outcomes are 6-0, 4-1, 3-3, 2-2, 1-4, 0-6)). The winner of a tournament gets eternal glory, StylePoints (TM) and the Ineffable's Blessing.
If you don't know the cards, go to Gatherer, there you can look up the cards.
Style Points are also awarded for firsttimers as an encouragement!
| By Lord Priest (Xdritex) on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 04:01 am: |
Honestly...
...and that'S why!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
| By Puschkin (Puschkin) on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 04:15 am: |
Your reasoning is flawless ... you should be come a lawyer or something.
| By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Friday, February 13, 2009 - 07:01 am: |
Or an Underpants Gnome...
PROFIT!!!
| By Sengir (Sengir) on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 01:09 am: |
damned underpants gnomes. they reek of cabbage, you know.
| By Monsieur Skwi (Squeeman) on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 10:46 am: |
That would be because I always leave them a bit of sauerkraut for them in the drawer.
| By Sengir (Sengir) on Saturday, February 14, 2009 - 06:31 pm: |
what the hell, squeeman?? You've been feeding them? Sauerkraut is their preferred food! that explains why there are so many of the little shits running around.
| By Monsieur Skwi (Squeeman) on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 07:40 am: |
Feed them? I've practically got a welfare state living there.
| By Sengir (Sengir) on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 11:12 am: |
oh no. that means they'll start breeding soon.
On the upside, we now have a lot of free labor that will work for sauerkraut. Let's begin drawing up the plans for world domination.
| By Homelands Bookie (Psycho) on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 01:48 pm: |
I can send you my blueprints, you just have to search and replace "ponies" by "gnomes".
| By Sengir (Sengir) on Sunday, February 15, 2009 - 09:19 pm: |
Excellent! Muhaha, if I can't have Ulgrothra, I can at least have Europe.